Whoa, what's the president doing here? (Shrek 6)

It was revealed that DANIEL DAY LEWIS is coming out of his seven year retirement to film a new movie, and you won't believe it. It's Shrek six. —Colin Jost

President Biden made a surprise appearance at a white House press briefing on Friday, and it's not a great sign when you're at the white House and people are like, whoa, what's the president doing here? —Colin Jost

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Mick Jagger is 73, he could have been at the hospital for a lot of reasons

According to a statement from his publicist, Mick Jagger was at the hospital for the arrival. I like that they had him “for the arrival.” He is 73, he could have been at the hospital for a lot of reasons. –Jimmy Kimmel

Hillary Clinton made her first public appearance on Capitol Hill since that whole election thing today. She was in town to honor outgoing Nevada Sen. Harry Reid and, what an impression. She showed up in black leather from head to toe, like Olivia Newton-John in the final scene of “Grease.” Incredible. –Jimmy Kimmel

Donald Trump this weekend will give his first Sunday morning news interview since the election, and it’s a big sacrifice for him because Sunday morning is usually when he tweets about “Saturday Night Live.” –Seth Meyers

Oh, I thought you meant Libya Newton-John

"Yesterday President Obama urged his supporters to watch the Republican debates. Though legally he was forced to add, 'But not while operating heavy machinery.'" –Jimmy Fallon



"Today Rick Perry introduced a new plan to overhaul all three branches of government. Just as soon as he comes up with a plan to remember all three branches of government." –Jimmy Fallon 



"Herman Cain flubbed a question on Libya yesterday and then tried to cover by saying, 'Oh, I thought you meant Libya Newton-John.'" –Jimmy Kimmel

John Hulse painting