or as they call it at Motel 6, a hot tub (swallow 70 hot dogs)

Hot dog eating champ Joey Chestnut just pleaded guilty to misdemeanor battery. But he shouldn't worry. In prison, who's going to be more popular than the guy who can swallow 70 hot dogs? —Greg Gutfeld

As part of the Venice Arts Festival, a female performance artist submerged herself in a clear tank filled with recycled urine collected from patrons, or as they call it at Motel 6, a hot tub. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Motel 6 sued them for copyright infringement (S***hole Ballistic Missile Blues #6)

On Saturday, officials in Hawaii mistakenly sent out an alert that said a missile was headed toward the island. And Trump didn’t comment until the next day. That’s classic Trump right there. I mean, the first time there actually IS fake news, he’s nowhere to be found. --Jimmy Fallon

I read that the worker who sent the alert has been reassigned. Yep, he’s now in charge of monitoring all active volcanoes. --Jimmy Fallon

On Saturday the word s***hole was projected onto Trump’s D.C. hotel. It got even worse when Motel 6 sued them for copyright infringement. --Jimmy Fallon

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

Paper cuts to America?

"What the difference between the government and Motel 6? Motel 6 can afford to keep the lights on." –Jay Leno 

"Yesterday, Iran's President Hassan Rouhani said he wants the Iranian people to stop chanting 'Death to America' because he thinks it's too harsh of a statement. Then the Iranian people were like, 'Paper cuts to America?" Jimmy Fallon

"Today was day 10 of the government shutdown. At what point do we politely ask Canada to govern us?" –Jimmy Kimmel