the old days, when if Trump had a stupid idea, it just went out of business (All right, let’s move on to the bikini competition)

President Trump said today that he will never, ever back down from his

demand for a border wall. I got to say, I'm really starting to miss the old

days, when if Trump had a stupid idea, it just went out of business.

--Seth Meyers

President Trump on Twitter today continued to push for his proposed

border wall saying, "A big new caravan is heading up to our southern

border from Honduras." Oh, my God. That means the only thing

between us and them is the border patrol, I.C.E., a fence, mountains,

a river, Mexico, and Guatemala. --Seth Meyers

Today was the 10th anniversary of the Miracle on the Hudson,

when a U.S. Airways jet successfully made an emergency landing

in the Hudson River. Not to be confused with the Miracle on the

East River where a man swam all the way across without

dissolving. --Seth Meyers

President Trump today made a surprise appearance at a Women

of America panel at the White House. Said Trump, “Four, four, six,

three, seven, six. All right, let’s move on to the bikini competition.”

--Seth Meyers

Of course, not everyone’s standing by him. In an editorial, a former

Trump employee called the president “mercurial, difficult, demanding,

mean, and petulant.” Trump was like, “I understood ‘mean.’”

--Jimmy Fallon

I saw that Trump spent yesterday playing golf instead of commemorating

Martin Luther King Jr. People were pretty upset — then they thought

about what Trump would’ve said and were like, “Probably a good move.”

--Jimmy Fallon

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