Up to this point, the kid thought his father was Jean-Claude Van Damme (He's had a lot of practice bowing to oil company executives)

"Amazing how quickly things change in politics. I was discussing it this morning with my driver, Mitt Romney." --Jay Leno

"Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid said when her son was told that Schwarzenegger was his father he said 'cool.' It was a big improvement. Up to this point, the kid thought his father was Jean-Claude Van Damme." –Jay Leno

"To his credit President Bush knew all the protocol when meeting a Japanese prime minister. He's had a lot of practice bowing to oil company executives." --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Jimmy Dore with Medea Benjamin: CIA Is LIVID Over Saudi-Iran Peace Deal!

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

we had a great lawyer who knocked it down to criminal trespassing and necrophilia (God the old man was into some really crazy sh*t)

I don't think I ever got over my grandmother's death when I was a kid. My grandmother died from a heart attack during my ninth birthday party, literally while she was eating cake. And I guess that must have screwed me up a little bit. I mean I still have birthday parties but now I'm just careful what I wish for. --Anthony Jeselnik

Maybe the most uncomfortable moment of my life was when my dad gave me the sex talk. God the old man was into some really crazy shit.  --Anthony Jeselnik

When I was a kid, my friends and I got arrested for vandalizing a graveyard. $10,000 in damages, but we had a great lawyer who knocked it down to criminal trespassing and necrophilia. --Anthony Jeselnik

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”