Up to this point, the kid thought his father was Jean-Claude Van Damme (He's had a lot of practice bowing to oil company executives)

"Amazing how quickly things change in politics. I was discussing it this morning with my driver, Mitt Romney." --Jay Leno

"Arnold Schwarzenegger's maid said when her son was told that Schwarzenegger was his father he said 'cool.' It was a big improvement. Up to this point, the kid thought his father was Jean-Claude Van Damme." –Jay Leno

"To his credit President Bush knew all the protocol when meeting a Japanese prime minister. He's had a lot of practice bowing to oil company executives." --Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If they ever get out of federal prison, they will vouch for me (A $750 Billion Gift to the Pentagon)

“Trump was reminded that destroying a countries Cultural achievements is considered a war crime. [As Trump] I like to obey the law, just ask Paul Manafort or Michael Cohen. If they ever get out of federal prison, they will vouch for me.” —Stephen Colbert

“How does this administration never seem to be on the same page? Trump says they’ll bomb cultural sites, his administration says he won’t. Trump says he will, they say he won’t, now he says he won’t. It’s like they have a group chat but Trump never gets the message because he’s on Android.” —Trevor Noah

“Iran’s foreign minister today criticized President Trump’s strike on a military leader and said Trump is showing he is ‘prepared to commit war crimes.’ Well, that’s not really fair — he doesn’t prepare for anything.” —Seth Meyers

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”