Apparently the baby was blocking her nipple (The World’s Most Dangerous Drug)

Real Estate mogul Donald Trump announced this week that after three and a half years of marriage he is seeking a divorce from wife Marla Maples. According to Trump, Maples violated part of their marriage agreement when she decided to turn 30. —Norm Macdonald

They are developing a pill which can give women orgasms without having sex. Read all about this revolutionary discovery in my new book called The World’s Most Dangerous Drug. —Norm Macdonald

Pop singer Madonna was outraged this week when a tabloid photographer snapped her picture while she was breastfeeding her new baby. Apparently the baby was blocking her nipple. —Norm Macdonald

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Trump talked more about defeating aliens tonight than Sigourney Weaver (And that chapter is 11)

Donald Trump said, we must step boldly and bravely into the next chapter of this great American adventure. And that chapter is 11. --Jimmy Kimmel

Trump’s speech was so long he spoke longer than he was married to Marla Maples. --Jimmy Kimmel

Donald Trump talked more about defeating aliens tonight than Sigourney Weaver. --Jimmy Kimmel

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

Wait, it's going to make us like them? (losing the Snapple challenge)

Trump lost a billion dollars. Right now, Gary Busey is like, “Hold up, wait — didn't you fire me on ‘Celebrity Apprentice’ for losing the Snapple challenge?” –James Corden

Now, nobody knows where this leak has come from, but some are suggesting that the source of the leak was Trump's ex-wife Marla Maples, who leaked the taxes as revenge. Even Beyoncé was like, “Now that is making lemonade.” –James Corden

Julian Assange says he has secret information about both Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton, and that information may drastically change people's views of these candidates. Americans replied, “Wait, it's going to make us like them?” –James Corden