Apparently the baby was blocking her nipple (The World’s Most Dangerous Drug)

Real Estate mogul Donald Trump announced this week that after three and a half years of marriage he is seeking a divorce from wife Marla Maples. According to Trump, Maples violated part of their marriage agreement when she decided to turn 30. —Norm Macdonald

They are developing a pill which can give women orgasms without having sex. Read all about this revolutionary discovery in my new book called The World’s Most Dangerous Drug. —Norm Macdonald

Pop singer Madonna was outraged this week when a tabloid photographer snapped her picture while she was breastfeeding her new baby. Apparently the baby was blocking her nipple. —Norm Macdonald

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