He's going to take part in the ceremonial ribbon shooting (George W. Bush Institute for Pretzel Safety)

"The University of Wyoming will open the new Dick Cheney Center for International Students. Cheney is planning on attending. He's going to take part in the ceremonial ribbon shooting." --Jimmy Fallon

"The Dick Cheney Center for International Students. It's just two buildings over from the George W. Bush Institute for Pretzel Safety." --Jimmy Fallon

The nominees for this year’s CMAs were announced yesterday. And they include country music superstars like Kenny Chesney, Luke Bryan, Garth Brooks, whiskey, beer, trucks, and divorce. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.” 

 

It looks like R2-D2 took some Viagra (I guess space turns you into Kenny Chesney)

July 2021

“Did you see Jeff Bezos wearing a cowboy hat? I guess space turns you into Kenny Chesney.” —Jimmy Fallon

“You know you’re rich when you put that on and everyone who works for you goes, ‘Oh, it looks great, yeah. You’re a man of the people, just going to space.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Bezos looked like a mash-up between Buzz Lightyear and Woody.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Bezos got the spacesuit and cowboy hat together by searching for the midlife crisis bundle: ‘Is a soul patch too much?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“It’s the only rocket that shrinks in the cold.” —Jimmy Fallon, on Bezos’ penis-shaped rocket ship 

“It looks like R2-D2 took some Viagra.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Next stop, the ‘O’ zone.” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

whiskey, beer, trucks, and divorce

The nominees for this year’s CMAs were announced yesterday. And they include country music superstars like Kenny Chesney, Luke Bryan, Garth Brooks, whiskey, beer, trucks, and divorce. –Jimmy Fallon

The Patriots have been at the center of all sorts of cheating allegations. If these reports we've seen over the last couple of days are accurate, the Patriots cheated more than everyone on Ashley Madison combined. –Jimmy Kimmel