“Did you see Jeff Bezos wearing a cowboy hat? I guess space turns you into Kenny Chesney.” —Jimmy Fallon
“You know you’re rich when you put that on and everyone who works for you goes, ‘Oh, it looks great, yeah. You’re a man of the people, just going to space.’” —Jimmy Fallon
“Bezos looked like a mash-up between Buzz Lightyear and Woody.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Bezos got the spacesuit and cowboy hat together by searching for the midlife crisis bundle: ‘Is a soul patch too much?’” —Jimmy Fallon
“It’s the only rocket that shrinks in the cold.” —Jimmy Fallon, on Bezos’ penis-shaped rocket ship
“It looks like R2-D2 took some Viagra.” —Jimmy Fallon
“Next stop, the ‘O’ zone.” —Jimmy Fallon
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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