unlimited free electricity is a problem (blowing the seeds off a dandelion)

During a Hispanic Heritage Month celebration at the White House, in which President Trump showed attendees the new ballroom floor, he warned them about falling over the edge, but added, "Only a Hispanic could survive that fall…" ...which got no reaction from the crowd because people prefer racism to make sense. —Colin Jost 

Republicans in Texas are attacking Democratic Senate nominee James Talarico by questioning his masculinity and calling him “Low-T." Talarico said he wished people would stop saying that as he blew the seeds off a dandelion. —Colin Jost 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

If we could start calling it bribery instead of lobbying... (You press a button and it pleads the fifth)

So, a photo shows Democrat Senate candidate James Talarico playing with an Anthony Fauci action figure. Yeah, there's an actual Fauci action figure. You press a button and it pleads the fifth. —Greg Gutfeld 

After Door Dash just launched a drone delivery program, New Jersey thought they were under attack by Iran, but it was just hundreds of pizzas being delivered to Chris Christie. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”