They are planning to serve him with a job application (and in parentheses, Is A Myth)

October 2021

This week Instagram was down for an entire day, forcing many Instagram addicts to fill their time with Twitter, TikTok or hosting SNL. —Michael Che

Fox News turned 25 this week and they celebrated their birthday the same way I do by paying some white women to say some nasty stuff. —Michael Che

Harry Styles revealed that his 2019 song Watermelon Sugar is about the female orgasm. He also revealed the full title of the song is Watermelon Sugar, and in parentheses, (Is A Myth). —Michael Che

In the wake of R. Kelly’s sex trafficking conviction YouTube has removed two channels linked with the singer. One for his singing and the other about how to remove stains. —Michael Che

A statue of George Floyd that was on display in a New York City park has been defaced for the second time. People are searching for the suspect and are planning to serve him with a job application. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

He thought he was a hung-over Weasley brother (brain ouchy time)

June 2021

“People are also traveling again. For instance, one senior tourist is seeing the sights of Europe. I’m talking, of course, about Joe Biden. He was in the U.K. today, meeting British prime minister and real boy who wished to be a scarecrow Boris Johnson.” —Stephen Colbert

“Yeah, at first, Biden didn’t even recognize Johnson. He thought he was a hung-over Weasley brother.” —Jimmy Fallon

“But the leaders got past it and announced what is being billed as a renewal of the Atlantic Charter. Aw, they’re renewing their vows: ‘It’s going to be a small ceremony on the beaches of Normandy, only our closest allies; please R.S.V.P. soon, and let us know whether you want chicken, fish or the lingering ravages of colonialism.’” —Stephen Colbert

“Atlantic Charter sounds like a fish I’d pretend I’d heard of. Do you know what I mean? At a fancy restaurant: ‘What’s the catch of the day? Oh, I love Atlantic Charter.’” —James Corden

“And both sides got some concessions, right? The U.K. agreed to limit the number of royal refugees that they’ll send to the U.S., and in exchange, the U.S. agreed to start putting the letter ‘u’ back into words again. Plus, the U.K. will produce more Harry Styleses, and the U.S. will start calling soccer ‘football' and football ‘brain ouchy time.’ Everybody wins.” —Trevor Noah

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

the first time he’s ever been OK with using protection (Am I the bad guy here?)

December 2020

Mike Pence received the coronavirus vaccine on Friday which is the first time he’s ever been OK with using protection. —Michael Che

Mike Pence said when he got the vaccine shot, ‘I didn’t feel a thing.’ Which is also what he told himself over and over again after he saw Harry Styles in a dress. —Michael Che

During a Pro-Trump rally in Washington, D.C. protestors burned Black Lives Matter signs in front of two historic black churches. You know, I don’t want to be too judgmental here, but at some point when you’re setting fires at black churches, you got to stop and ask yourself, ‘Am I the bad guy here?’ —Michael Che

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

We're not all expected to do that, are we? (fifth in line to the British throne)

This morning, Kate Middleton, the duchess of Cambridge, gave birth to her third child, a baby boy. The boy is now fifth in line to the British throne, right behind Harry Styles. But ahead of me, which is annoying. --James Corden

This is Kate's third child in just five years. When she heard that, Meghan Markle was like, "We're not all expected to do that, are we?" --James Corden

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html “A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”