$10 gas is fine but I’ll be dead and buried before I recognize the Atlantic Ocean (12 days before this election)

During a rally in South Carolina on Wednesday, President Trump again floated the idea of renaming either the Pacific or Atlantic as “Trump Ocean” or “Ocean of the Americas.” OK, what voters is he trying to appeal to? ‘[imitating Trump voter] $10 gas is fine but I’ll be dead and buried before I recognize the Atlantic Ocean.’ — Seth Meyers

“Once again, 12 days before this election, it’s good to see him locked in on the really big issues.” — Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

It's in here. It's in our hearts (G-spot)

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth, seen here demoting a Black general, said this week-- said this week that an airman told him the only thing they need in Iran is bigger bombs. Got ya covered. How about Kristi Noem's husband? —Michael Che

Scientists in Spain are saying that they have discovered the male G-spot. It's in here. It's in our hearts. —Michael Che

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”