You can't hear a picture (Where am I?)

NYU professor Scott Galloway claimed on his podcast that America is hopelessly sexist, stating that Hillary Clinton would have been president if she only had a p*nis. Well, that's not true because according to liberals, she'd still be a woman. —Greg Gutfeld 

After surviving two botched execution attempts, death row inmate Christa Pike's first words were, "Where am I?” The doctor joked, saying, "You're in hell." And pointed to a TV showing Fox and Friends. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

her condition has just been upgraded (the unemployment rate for attractive blondes)

Fun fact, since Fox came into being, the unemployment rate for attractive blondes has dropped to zero. —Greg Gutfeld 

After prison officials botched execution attempts, convicted murderer Christa Pike is now conscious and talking. Doctors say her condition has just been upgraded from brain dead to Jasmine Crockett. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”