"A
new poll says that 40% of Americans still believe that Iraq was responsible for
9/11. Unfortunately, two of those people -- Cheney and Bush." --Jay Leno
"How
many folks saw Paris Hilton last night on the 'Larry King Live' program? The
interview went pretty well. Larry only flatlined once. I think Larry's getting
old. He kept calling her Charo. Paris said she hated prison. There's some
insight. She said she had to eat mystery meat. I think I've actually seen video
of her doing that." --David Letterman
"George
W. Bush met the Dalai Lama this week. I'm not sure that he really understands
what being a Lama means, because all of his questions were about what it's like
to live in Michael
Jackson's zoo." --Bill Maher
A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster.
Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s
