I think I've actually seen video of her doing that /we may have to invade Wisconsin/bikini season

"Yesterday on CNN, Los Angeles Mayor Antonio Villaraigosa accidentally called Hillary Clinton Senator Kennedy. See, that's when you know you need to lose a few pounds before bikini season." --Jay Leno

"The price of milk is going up. Some experts say it could hit $4 a gallon. In fact, President Bush said today if the price of milk continues to rise, we may have to invade Wisconsin." --Jay Leno

"How many folks saw Paris Hilton last night on the 'Larry King Live' program? The interview went pretty well. Larry only flatlined once. I think Larry's getting old. He kept calling her Charo. Paris said she hated prison. There's some insight. She said she had to eat mystery meat. I think I've actually seen video of her doing that." --David Letterman

     

A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster, soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night On Earth and Orwell’s 1984. http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html