every time I replace the word 'hope' with 'sodomy,' oh, that is a PR nightmare

      

News' Chris Wallace and ex-White House adviser David Gergen praising the speech, which New York Times' David Brooks says no one could 'have a heart of stone' about]. Really? Did you see this? 

[on screen: Weekly Standard's Bill Kristol saying he found the speech 'generic')]. 

To be fair, Bill Kristol does not actually have a heart of stone. He has a heart made of Dick Cheney's discarded heart parts. Fortunately, Kristol was not the only commentator who saw through Michelle Obama's facade of warmth, competence and likability. 

So did Fox News's Megan Kelly. 

[on screen: Kelly interviewing Howard Wolfson over Obama's speech, if you replace her use of the word 'world' with 'country'']. 

Exactly. Whenever I replace words in Michelle Obama's speech with other words, I am very offended. For instance, every time I replace the word 'hope' with 'sodomy,' oh, that is a PR nightmare." --Stephen Colbert

      

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He has a heart made of Dick Cheney's discarded heart parts (sodomy is a PR nightmare)

"Now, the highlight for many people last night was Michelle Obama's speech. Listen to the liberal media rave [on screen: Fox News' Chris Wallace and ex-White House adviser David Gergen praising the speech, which New York Times' David Brooks says no one could 'have a heart of stone' about]. Really? Did you see this? [on screen: Weekly Standard's Bill Kristol saying he found the speech 'generic')]. 

To be fair, Bill Kristol does not actually have a heart of stone. He has a heart made of Dick Cheney's discarded heart parts. Fortunately, Kristol was not the only commentator who saw through Michelle Obama's facade of warmth, competence and likability. So did Fox News's Megyn Kelly [on screen: Kelly interviewing Howard Wolfson over Obama's speech, if you replace her use of the word 'world' with 'country'']. 

Exactly. Whenever I replace words in Michelle Obama's speech with other words, I am very offended. For instance, every time I replace the word 'hope' with 'sodomy,' oh, that is a PR nightmare." --Stephen Colbert 

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I thought you didn't believe in torture (that is a PR nightmare)

"Now, the highlight for many people last night was Michelle Obama's speech. Listen to the liberal media rave [on screen: Fox News' Chris Wallace and ex-White House adviser David Gergen praising the speech, which New York Times' David Brooks says no one could 'have a heart of stone' about]. Really? Did you see this? [on screen: Weekly Standard's Bill Kristol saying he found the speech 'generic')]. 

To be fair, Bill Kristol does not actually have a heart of stone. He has a heart made of Dick Cheney's discarded heart parts. Fortunately, Kristol was not the only commentator who saw through Michelle Obama's facade of warmth, competence and likability. So did Fox News's Megyn Kelly [on screen: Kelly interviewing Howard Wolfson over Obama's speech, if you replace her use of the word 'world' with 'country'']. 

Exactly. Whenever I replace words in Michelle Obama's speech with other words, I am very offended. For instance, every time I replace the word 'hope' with 'sodomy,' oh, that is a PR nightmare." --Stephen Colbert

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In person, he lacks a certain...everything (Oh, Bill Kristol, are you ever right?)

"Osama bin Laden's son is now doing TV shows. He was on the 'Today' show the other day. Osama bin Laden's son. I'm almost too embarrassed to be on my own show. But this guy goes out and he's now saying his dad is very sorry for attacking the United States. Osama bin Laden's son is saying that about Osama bin Laden. He says, 'Dad is very sorry about that whole attack.' Well, that's good enough for me. But apparently -- and it's not hard to believe -- that this guy Omar bin Laden had a troubled childhood, a difficult past. When he was 17 -- and this is true, I looked it up -- when he was 17, he wrecked his dad's camel." --David Letterman

"We begin tonight with breaking news from the presidential campaigns [NBC's Brian Williams reporting, 'The field of Republicans running for president got smaller by one today.  Fred Thompson is out']. I promised myself I wouldn't do this [on screen: Stewart starting to cry]. It's a terrible shame, but at least now he can go back to the job he loves as a cereal spokesperson [on screen: Frankenberry]. How the hell did this happen? You remember back in August, Fred Thompson is flying high, second in the polls in August. Expectations were high [on screen: Bill Kristol saying, 'Fred Thompson knows what he is doing and he will be formidable']. Oh, Bill Kristol, are you ever right? 

It was at this point riding high that the Fred Thompson campaign made a fatal and tragic mistake [on screen: Thompson announcing he's running for POTUS on the 'Tonight Show']. He entered the race and sank like a mother-f------ stone. Because what happened was the idea of Fred Thompson suddenly became actual Fred Thompson. See, on screen [on screen: Thompson, in character, yelling, 'Who in the hell could have made a mistake like that?'] he pops. He has got the charisma. But in real life [on screen: Thompson, at a debate, saying, 'I see no reason to see we're headed for -- ah -- for an economic downturn']. In person, he lacks a certain ... everything." --Jon Stewart