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Showing posts with label 3 Doors Down. Show all posts
Showing posts with label 3 Doors Down. Show all posts

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Tom Brady said he had “personal family matters” to deal with (More Doors Down?)



At the White House today, President Trump hosted the Super Bowl champion, the New England Patriots. You know, they were lucky to catch the president. It’s Wednesday — usually he’s on his way to the Mar-a-Lago for the weekend. –Jimmy Kimmel
Several players chose to skip the White House field trip. Quarterback Tom Brady said he had “personal family matters” to deal with, which means he stayed home to watch “Family Matters.” –Jimmy Kimmel
Trump set a record for the most money raised for an inauguration. He raised $107 million, more than double what Obama raised for his first inauguration. 107 is a lot of million dollars. It makes you wonder, though, why could they only book 3 Doors Down? With that kind of money you could afford so many more doors down. –Jimmy Kimmel


Tuesday, January 24, 2017

JOKES: Wow, the good news just keeps coming for 3 Doors Down (full force finally)




During his inaugural address on Friday, President Trump said, quote, “The forgotten men and women of our country will be forgotten no longer.” Wow, the good news just keeps coming for 3 Doors Down. –Seth Meyers
During his inaugural address President Trump said that the ideology for his administration will be “America First.” Which also happens to be Putin’s ideology. ”America first, then we go into Ukraine, then Eastern Europe…” –Seth Meyers
Hillary Clinton said yesterday that the images of the Women’s March were “awe-inspiring.” Adding, “Nice to see you all come out in full force, finally.” –Seth Meyers