It's happening to Americans (Usually, it's the birthday girl who gets to make a wish)

A woman in New York fell into a backyard sinkhole on her birthday, which is weird. Usually, it's the birthday girl who gets to make a wish, not her husband. —Greg Gutfeld 

A federal judge has ordered the Trump White House to restore access to journalists, which means that both CNN and MS Now now have to hire them. —Greg Gutfeld 

Former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie is considering running for president in 2028. 2028 is also his cholesterol number. —Greg Gutfeld 

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

I've heard of getting behind on your taxes, but never getting taxed on your behind (magically delicious)

 

"A Republican Illinois state senator wants to take away the state tax deduction from parents with an obese child. I've heard of getting behind on your taxes, but never getting taxed on your behind." –Jay Leno

"Oh, the FDA is now scolding General Mills for claiming that Cheerios can lower your cholesterol by 10%. They say that would be considered an unauthorized health claim. The FDA also said there is no evidence that Lucky Charms are magically delicious." –Jay Leno

"Police in Fort Wayne, Indiana, arrested a man for allegedly driving three blocks with four young children strapped to the hood of his car. Good to see Mitt Romney spending some time with the family, huh?" –Jay Leno

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”