most of it was ethically sourced from Chuck Schumer's ears (every single time it turns out they lied)

Kamala Harris was seen with a drag queen who was impersonating her. The impersonator was so convincing he's currently banging Willie Brown. —Greg Gutfeld

"Sunday night, reality star Lisa Rinna attended an Oscar party wearing a dress made from 11 pounds of human hair. But don't worry, most of it was ethically sourced from Chuck Schumer's ears. --Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”