I swear I'm not Kamala Harris (She was immediately hired as a Joe Biden impersonator)

There's a new dating app where you can buy someone a drink, and it has over 20,000 people on its waiting list to get the free drink. Some of the people on the waiting list include Kamala Harrisburg, Kamala Harristein, Kamala O’Harris and I swear I'm not Kamala Harris. —Greg Gutfeld

A person was arrested for urinating on furniture and appliance in an Airbnb, causing thousands of dollars in damages. She was immediately hired as a Joe Biden impersonator. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”