Keep doing what you’re not doing (Operation Why Does My Back Hurt?)

On The Daily Show, Josh Johnson looked at the deployment of federal agents in US airports plagued by long lines, thanks to the partial government shutdown. “The good news is that Trump sent people to help TSA. The bad news is those people are ICE. You’re telling me ICE agents are showing up to the airport and doing absolutely nothing? Well then it’s my honor to present the award for Most Improved Agency. To ICE, he said: You’re not doing anything, and honestly thank God! Keep doing what you’re not doing.” — Josh Johnson

The army also just raised its maximum recruitment age to 42, up from 35, in an effort to draw more recruits. Oh shit. We’re letting 42-year-olds sign up for the military now? They’re going to have to change the name from Operation Epic Fury to Operation Why Does My Back Hurt? —Josh Johnson

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

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