Big Apple to go dark after 11 p.m. (cabinet members)

A New York City lawmaker is proposing a bill that would force the Big Apple to go dark after 11 p.m. Citizens worry this could cause an uptick in crime, while Bill Clinton worried that it'll be that much harder to pick out a hooker. —Greg Gutfeld

The Olympics are now testing to verify the biological sex of all female competitors. The proof will be based on whether they refuse to order French fries and then eat half of yours. —Greg Gutfeld

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2025/04/thats-no-way-to-say-goodbye-new.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”