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Tuesday, October 3, 2023

China is limiting their greenhouse gas emissions, bringing them down from their current level of "infinite." (washed up on the banks of a river)


The president of China announced an agreement today aimed at limiting greenhouse gas emissions. Yes, China is limiting their greenhouse gas emissions, bringing them down from their current level of "infinite." –Stephen Colbert


Donald Trump is slumping in the polls. Don't leave me, Donald. Don't you understand, if you go away, I'm going to have to talk about those other boring people. I'm going to have to learn their names. –Stephen Colbert


“Additionally, in 2010, Trump claimed and received a tax refund of $72.9 Million – a refund the IRS has not confirmed is legal, and whose penalties would cost Trump $100 Million. And there’s a good ole chance that good ole fake billionaire President Trump wouldn’t be able to pay that bill. Trump’s golf courses, for example, have reported losses of $315.6 Million since 2000. Someone really needs to explain to him that in golf, you want a low score. In the golf business, you really don’t want to finish 315 million under par. On top of the business losses, the Times also found that Trump is personally responsible for loans and other debt totaling $421 Million. To put that in layman’s terms – I can’t. It’s 421 million dollars. Normally you don’t find someone who owes that kind of cash in the Oval Office. You find them washed up on the banks of a river. And Trump only looks like he washed up on the banks of a river.” —Stephen Colbert


https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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and Orwell’s 1984.”



 

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