that tells me that he’s definitely guilty and that he’s definitely getting away with it (Yeah, it was called England)

April 2023

Former President Trump was arraigned on Tuesday, and a photographer released this photo of Trump in the courtroom, and I don’t like that he’s flanked by an O.J. amount of lawyers. Because that tells me that he’s definitely guilty and that he’s definitely getting away with it. —Colin Jost

Trump’s lawyer, Joe Tacopina, aka Phony Soprano, said that he doesn’t think that Trump can get a fair trial in Manhattan and I agree. Even the courtroom sketch artist seems to hate him. When Trump showed up he looked perfectly nice. He blended his foundation, he stapled down his hair. But the guy still drew him like the Mud Monster from Scooby-Doo. —Colin Jost

King Charles said that researchers will be given access to Royal Archives after it was discovered that his ancestors had shares in a slave-trading company. Yeah, it was called England. —Colin Jost

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”