it doesn't compare to the cocaine their grandma used to make (Operation Baby was a success)

April 2023

“You could tell Fox was stressed about the trial ‘cause they spent the day chugging Bud Light.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Today, a toddler crawled through the fencing outside the White House. At first, the Secret Service just thought it was Pete Buttigieg. I mean, we're laughing, but when it happened, one guy was like, [Russian accent] ‘Operation Baby was a success.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Some more news from Washington. George Santos just announced that he is running for re-election. And then a minute later, he announced that he won.” —Jimmy Fallon

“I saw that nearly half a billion dollars worth of cocaine was just found floating off the coast of Italy. It's Italian cocaine, so you just sprinkle it over your pasta. Of course, everyone's talking about how it doesn't compare to the cocaine their grandma used to make.” —Jimmy Fallon

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