But aren’t you supposed to add 20% for tips (Australia, where the police let you finish)

April 2023

The Department of Sanitation has launched its first campaign with messages such as, if you litter, you’re garbage. Which is actually dialed back from the original version, your litter belongs in the trash next to your whore wife. —Colin Jost

A new study suggests the average man exaggerates the length of their penis by more than 20%. But aren’t you supposed to add 20% for tips. —Colin Jost

A group of hikers from Great Britain had to be rescued when they got lost after taking psychedelic mushrooms. More embarrassing, they never actually left the house. —Colin Jost

And police in Australia arrested a man after he was caught at a bus stop masturbating for over an hour. Australia, where the police let you finish. —Colin Jost

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