It's just like regular Clue except that everyone did it in every room with every weapon (Groucho Marxism)

A lot of fans weren't happy with how Game of Thrones ended. They're complaining about the writing. I'm not saying their writers ran out of ideas, but I thought it was odd that Jon Snow's final line was, "Bazinga." --Jimmy Fallon

"This week, Oscar Mayer introduced a new hot dog with bacon cooked right into it. Or as Chris Christie put it, 'Is it possible to reverse that lap-band procedure?'" –Jimmy Fallon

A "Game of Thrones" version of the board game Clue is now for sale. It's just like regular Clue except that everyone did it in every room with every weapon. –Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. An emotional roller coaster. Soon to be a cult classic. 

A combination of Bukowski’s The Last Night of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Things got off to a rough start when Biden was the only one who showed up wearing a toga (Well, cancel the party)

March 2023

“Well, guys, today in Washington, D.C., it was the deadline for U.S. federal agencies to remove TikTok from all government devices. And five minutes later, inflation, climate change, and world peace were immediately solved.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Apparently, government employees were really into TikTok today. One White House staffer finally looked up from his phone and said, ‘Vice President Biden, what are you doing here?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Some more news -- today, President Biden held a reception at the White House to celebrate Greek Independence Day. Things got off to a rough start when Biden was the only one who showed up wearing a toga.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Guys, listen to this. I read that the grand jury weighing charges against former president Trump over hush payments made to Stormy Daniels is taking the next month off. What? Even Ted Cruz is like, ‘You're going on vacation now?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Yep. A potential indictment is at least a month away. Melania was like, ‘Well, cancel the party.’” —Jimmy Fallon

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”

 

Every time someone says G8, Bush yells out, 'Bingo!' (Groucho Marxism, pt. 5)

"They say it's just a matter of time before former senator and 'Law & Order' actor Fred Thompson gets into the Republican race. Apparently, 10 rich white guys doesn't offer enough choices to the voters. They need 11 rich white guys." --Jay Leno

"In a forum for Democratic candidates, Hillary Clinton said her faith in God got her through her husband's infidelity. She didn't say which one, but it got her through. She said faith and prayers kept her in her marriage. That and her ambition to be senator and president." --Jay Leno

"Leaders from the eight wealthiest countries in the world are gathering in Germany for what they call the G8 Summit. The G8 was created in 1975 to give Europeans who aren't into soccer something to riot about.  President Bush is there. See, I don't think President Bush really understands the G8. Every time someone says G8, he yells out, 'Bingo.'" --Jay Leno

A magisterial collection.

An emotional roller coaster.

Soon to be a cult classic.

A combination of Bukowski’s

Last Night On Earth

and Orwell’s 1984.

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2016/06/john-hulse-collected-poems-1985-2015.html