“Vote totals from the midterms are coming in. So far, it does not look like a red wave. Too early to tell, but perhaps a pink trickle. They should really have that checked out.” —Stephen Colbert
“The Senate race in Georgia between Herschel Walker and Raphael Warnock, is still too close to call. The pivotal race is so tight, this could be decided by a margin of error of plus or minus Herschel Walker’s secret children.” —Stephen Colbert
“Even before the polls opened, Republican candidates were priming the pump to claim they were being cheated if things don’t go their way. By the way, if Democrats are capable of rigging the election in Republican states, not just once but two times in a row, if they’re smart enough and organized enough to do that, wouldn’t you want them to be in charge? I mean, they must be very capable people.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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