“In the least surprising plot twist ever, a woman who ran on a platform of denying election results is now denying her election results. Donald Trump acolyte Kari Lake, officially lost her close race for Arizona governor on Monday. In a way, I bet she’s relieved that she lost. Because if she won, then what? She would’ve had to deny herself? It would’ve shattered her reality.” —Trevor Noah
“This is a lot for Kari Lake, so please, please, let’s give her some space as she goes through the five stages of Republican grief: denial, denial, denial, pooping in Nancy Pelosi’s office, and denial.” —Trevor Noah
“Lake’s loss confirmed that no election deniers won a governor or secretary of state position in a swing state, which is huge for democracy. This is just like in those horror films when they kill the monster, and then he never comes back again. You did it Democrats! Now go leave the knife on the counter and go take a sexy shower upstairs.” —Trevor Noah
“With the midterms finally over, it’s time for the parties to govern. Nah, I’m shitting you, that’s not going to happen. It’s actually time for the parties to campaign for the next election. I don’t know why, but America loves to campaign. It’s like seeing someone who’s only interested in foreplay.” —Trevor Noah
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
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and Orwell’s 1984.”
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