"Today we found out that a third college that Christine O'Donnell said she attended has no record of ever knowing her. I'm starting to wonder if she ever really went to Hogwarts." –Bill Maher
"Meg Whitman is running on a platform that's tough on illegal immigration. We found out this week she had an illegal immigrant working in her house for nine years. Today she's willing to take a lie detector test to prove that she didn't know that she had an illegal alien cleaning her house. If we wanted a governor who swears they have no idea what's happening in their house, we'd move to Alaska." –Bill Maher
"It's not that easy to go and secure all these chemical weapons. For one thing, the Syrians have been scattering stockpiles of chemical weapons all over. They've even got some stored here in the U.S. It's called Monsanto." –Bill Maher
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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