“There are numerous sprawling investigations into Donald Trump, including evidence that his 2020 election defense fund actually financed dozens of rallies, staff salaries and travel expenses. Although let me stress: I think most people who would donate money to Trump would do it no matter what he said it was for. I don’t know why he opened himself up to criminal liability by lying and saying it was for a legal fund, when he could’ve just raised as much from telling his supporters, ‘I’m upset, and the only thing that cheers me up is money.’ Or, ‘going on a fancy plane ride tomorrow, wanna pay for it?’” —Seth Meyers
MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell’s phone was seized by the FBI at a Hardee’s drive-thru in Mankato, Minnesota. I have so many questions about this. Was the FBI following him? Or did they just say, you know what, eventually he’s going to go to Hardee’s, we’ll just wait here. I have a feeling the FBI followed him around for a few days and finally stopped him in the place that would make the funniest headline, which was Hardee’s. And for that, I commend them.” —Jimmy Kimmel
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