When a prosecutor uses a rhyme, you’re about to do time (which is the same strategy he’s used for years with his p*nis)

September 2022

“New York’s attorney general, Letitia James’s closing lines from the press conference: ‘Claiming you have money that you do not have does not amount to the art of the deal. It’s the art of the steal.’ Ooh, Donald Trump is in trouble now, because when a prosecutor uses a rhyme, you’re about to do time.” —Trevor Noah

“I’m not gonna lie, I’m not optimistic. But if half of what Trump is saying is true, Trump is an even bigger conman than we all thought. These are not small amounts, claiming your 11,000 square ft apartment is 30,000 square feet. Which is a lie. So this man is going to be the first person to ever get in legal trouble for claiming his apartment is a grower not a show-er. It would be so funny if this is what takes Trump down. Can you imagine? He tries to overthrow the government, but they get him for lying about having an in-unit washer-dryer.” —Trevor Noah

“New York’s attorney general, Letitia James, said that her office has filed a lawsuit against Trump and his family for ‘staggering’ bank, tax and insurance fraud. According to the lawsuit, Trump valued Mar-a-Lago at $739 million when it was worth only $75 million, and claimed an 11,000 square foot apartment was actually 30,000 square feet – which is the same strategy he’s used for years with his penis.” —Jimmy Kimmel

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/08/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

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