they're worried that if politicians touch the Pope they'll burst into flames (Too scary for Marilyn Manson)

The trip to Washington, D.C., has actually been very educational for the Pope. You know, because he's only ever read about purgatory. –Jimmy Fallon

I saw that top congressional leaders sent a statement to the House and Senate with guidelines for Pope Francis' visit, including a request to not shake his hand. Apparently, they're worried that if politicians touch the Pope they'll burst into flames. –Jimmy Fallon

Singer Marilyn Manson recently said he doesn’t plan on voting, because he doesn’t like Hillary Clinton or Donald Trump. That story, again — the 2016 election: Too scary for Marilyn Manson. –Jimmy Fallon

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