If we pull out now, the guy I tried to make look like a terrorist wins, and we don't want that (10 Bill Gates and 35 Oprahs)

"Yesterday, President Bush and the federal government announced a massive plan to bail out a number of banking institutions. One expert said it might cost Americans more than a trillion dollars. To put that in perspective, ten Bill Gates and 35 Oprahs still don't add up to a trillion dollars." --Jimmy Kimmel

"Jessica Simpson was scheduled to meet with President Bush on behalf of her favorite charity, Operation Smile, but changed her mind when she found out the event was a Republican Party fundraiser. Fortunately former President Clinton has stepped up and volunteered to meet with Jessica himself about this important charitable event and not at a fundraiser, at a totally nonpartisan Ramada Inn well outside of Washington D.C." --Jimmy Kimmel

"I guess Barack Obama won Vermont. Hillary Clinton won Rhode Island, which is a tiny little state. It's only the size of the head of a pin. We don't know who won Ohio or Texas yet. Obama was ahead in Texas. Hillary's not going to quit though, even if she loses. She told her supporters tonight, 'If we pull out now, the guy I tried to make look like a terrorist wins, and we don't want that.'" --Jimmy Kimmel

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