Think about it — why just be an airline when you can be both an airline and a flying Porta-Potty? (How did we not see this cancellation coming?)

July 2022

“In business news. JetBlue has officially announced that it will buy Spirit Airlines for $3.8 billion. Yeah, 3.8 billion. Yeah. What’s crazy is that Spirit still charged them $30 for a carry-on bag.” —Trevor Noah

“Yes. JetBlue and Spirit, it’s the perfect marriage between broken TVs and broken planes.” —Jimmy Fallon

“That’s right, Spirit agreed to a deal with JetBlue and canceled their merger with Frontier Airlines. Today, Frontier was like, ‘Well, it’s Spirit, how did we not see this cancellation coming?’” —Jimmy Fallon

“But, I mean, this is a smart move for JetBlue. You know, a lot of people are confused. They’re like, ‘Why?’ But it makes sense. As a business you want to diversify, you know? Think about it — why just be an airline when you can be both an airline and a flying Porta-Potty?” —Trevor Noah

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