"And they said that Governor Palin was coached by some of John McCain's senior advisers. Senior advisers? The guy is 72. How old are these guys? Are they left over from the Bull Moose Party?" --Jay Leno
"Just 48 hours after Homeland Security officials told Congress a 28-mile-long virtual fence along the U.S./Mexican border was working, they now say it will be delayed three years because they can't get the video surveillance to work. Can't get it to work. Isn't that amazing? Do you realize, Homeland Security has less video surveillance than the New England Patriots." --Jay Leno
"President Bush said today he has nothing but respect for Mexico and its people and he will always speak the truth to them. Here's my question: When can we get that deal?" --Jay Leno
"Hillary Clinton said today that she didn't know her husband, Bill Clinton, was giving the Arabs advice on the port deal while she was ruling against it. Can you believe that? Hillary was clueless about a major political event. You know what that means. She could really be the next president of the United States." --Jay Leno
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