"A new report came out that calls Venezuela the most miserable country on earth. After hearing this, Kim Jung Un said, 'What do I have to do? What do you want from me?'' –Conan O'Brien
"In a new interview, Hillary Clinton said her guilty pleasure is eating chocolate. Meanwhile, Bill Clinton said his guilty pleasure is being Bill Clinton." –Conan O'Brien
"A new report shows that President Obama has visited 45 states during his time in office. When he heard that, Biden said, 'Wow, he's been to ALL of 'em?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"For the second time in three days, the White House has gone into lockdown after someone threw an object over the fence. Finally today, President Obama took away Joe Biden's Frisbee." –Seth Meyers
http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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