He now ranks slightly above leaf blowers (Thank God, inflation finally got to me)

May 2022

“According to a new poll, President Biden’s approval rating has increased slightly over the last two months, and now the White House is scrambling like hell to figure out what he did: [Imitating White House staffer] ‘Did he change his hair? Different mask? What tie was he wearing?’” —Seth Meyers

“That’s right, President Biden’s approval rating has increased to 42 percent. He now ranks slightly above leaf blowers.” —Seth Meyers

“Biden was like, ‘Thank God, inflation finally got to me.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“I’m not even sure what caused the spike, really. Apparently a lot of Americans thought, ‘I like how he handled Easter.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“It’s great news for Biden, although it’s hard to celebrate when your approval rating skyrockets and it’s still only 42 percent.” —Jimmy Fallon

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