I fully support what’s his face — he’s the best (They already pay 97% of our campaign contributions)

May 2022

“Former President Donald Trump mistakenly endorsed ‘J.D. Mandel’ for Senate in Ohio at a rally on Sunday, conflating his intended Republican choice, J.D. Vance, with Vance’s opponent, Josh Mandel. This guy can’t even be bothered to remember the names of the people he’s endorsing. He went from ‘J.P.’ to ‘J.D. Mandel.’ If he kept talking, he would have endorsed J.K. Rowling.” —Seth Meyers

“This is how much you have to forfeit your dignity to succeed in today’s Republican Party. You have to grovel and debase yourself to earn the endorsement of a guy who can’t even remember your name.” —Seth Meyers

“That’s bad enough, but then he said, ‘J.D. Mandel will win or my name isn’t Donald Vance.’” —Seth Meyers

“[Imitating Donald Trump] ‘Great guy. J.P. Morgan is great. Can’t say enough about J.C. Penney — I don’t think you can. We love you, J. Lo, we love you.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“I’m not sure if it’s a ringing endorsement when you’re like, ‘I fully support what’s his face — he’s the best.’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Trump said even the best leaders make mistakes sometimes, like our great President Abra-george Lincoln-ton.” —Jimmy Fallon

“You could see even the crowd was looking like, ‘Ah, man!’ They look like parents watching their kid bombing in a spelling bee.” —Trevor Noah

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“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”