“The first official report by North Korea of Covid in the country. How did Covid even get into North Korea? Did Kid Rock play Pyongyang and not tell us about it?” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Of course, the truth is, there’s probably been many cases of Covid in North Korea. The country just hasn’t acknowledged them for fear of angering their leader’s mighty scrotum. The news, which state media called ‘a major national emergency’, has prompted a nationwide lockdown. So if you live in North Korea, just keep doing what you’ve been doing for the past 40 years.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“But today Biden was back in Washington, where he hosted a — co-hosted a virtual Covid summit. The fact that the summit was held virtually pretty much tells you how we’re doing in the fight against Covid.” —Jimmy Fallon
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