yeah, still not enough to save the Democrats in the midterms (Oh, Hell No! These are new carpets)

April 2022

“There are troubling inflation figures released this week: prices have jumped 8.5% since last March, the highest rate of inflation in the US since 1981, affecting especially food, shelter and gasoline. So you shouldn’t be affected as long as you don’t eat anything, be anywhere, or go any place.” —Stephen Colbert

“In an effort to reduce gas prices, Joe Biden has waived a federal rule banning summer sales of E15 gasoline, a fuel with a higher blend of ethanol than regular gas. Oooh, a blend! This sounds so sophisticated. I’m getting notes of Iowa corn, some oaky hydrocarbons, oh this is really fracking my taste buds. Is this from North Dakota?” —Stephen Colbert

“The E15 blend costs 10 cents per gallon less on average than regular gas. OK so that’s … uh … yeah, still not enough to save the Democrats in the midterms.” —Stephen Colbert

http://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/03/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”