man, if I was president, I’d have never let this happen to you (The gloves don’t fit, but you don’t need gloves to stab a guy)

January 2022

“Donald Trump held a rally on Sunday in Texas, where he said, if re-elected as president, he would consider pardoning those involved with the Capitol riot. Trump is the greatest con man of all time, he did not pardon those involved while he was still in office and instead let them be prosecuted. Trump is basically the ex that America kicked out for throwing an open house party at the Capitol. And like many exes, he really wants a second chance. But instead of promising to do better next time, he’s threatening to do even worse.” —Trevor Noah

“If it had been Trump instead of O.J., the quote would have been ‘The gloves don’t fit, but you don’t need gloves to stab a guy.’” —Seth Meyers

“You’ve got to admit, Trump leans on his supporters really hard. I mean, first they had to storm the Capitol because he lost the election, then their donations went to his legal fees because he’s always getting sued. Now they have to protest if he gets charged? Like, where does it end? If Trump does go to prison, is he going to make these poor people smuggle cigarettes up their butts?” —Trevor Noah

“There’s no better way to announce a presidential run than to say, ‘I’ll empty the jails!’” —Jimmy Fallon

“Donald Trump’s weekend rally, in which he continued to spread his myths about the ‘stolen’ 2020 election and promised to pardon those who led the 6 January attack on the Capitol. When you think about it, it’s really smart what he’s saying. Because he could’ve pardoned all of his people when January 6 happened. You realize that, right? He was the president. But he didn’t pardon them. He let them get prosecuted, and now they’re all going to jail. He let this happen! But now that his ass is on the line, now he’s like ‘man, if I was president, I’d have never let this happen to you.’” —Trevor Noah

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