When he heard that Christie said, 'Mmmm, peach' (I do not want to be recognized)

January 2014

"A new poll found that the approval rating of French President Francois Hollande has actually gone up since he was accused of having an unfair. Or as Chris Christie's interns put, 'No Shit!'" –Jimmy Fallon

"New Jersey Chris Christie is still digging himself out of this scandal Bridgegate. In fact, some experts are now saying he could be impeached. When he heard that Christie said, 'Mmmm, peach'." –Jimmy Fallon

"In a new interview that just came out, First Lady Michelle Obama said she might consider getting plastic surgery. The First Lady said if Barack's popularity keeps dropping, I do not want to be recognized." –Conan O'Brien

"Legal experts say if Justin Bieber is convicted of a felony, he could be deported back to Canada. They also say if he is found to have cocaine in his system, he could be elected mayor of Toronto." –Conan O'Brien on the egging attack on Bieber's neighbor's house

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