President Trump had a physical today. After Trump’s exam, his doctor
said he found “no cognitive or mental issues whatsoever.” But the doctor
did say, “Keep in mind, I am a proctologist.” --Conan O’Brien
"New Jersey’s Chris Christie is still digging himself out of this scandal,
Bridgegate. In fact, some experts are now saying he could be impeached.
When he heard that Christie said, 'Mmmm, peach." –Jimmy Fallon
"New Jersey Governor Chris Christie continues to push his agenda.
Today he proposed a longer school day for children in his state.
In fairness, kids in New Jersey probably need a longer day since
their buses spend three hours stuck on a bridge." –Jimmy Fallon
"Some New Jersey Democrats have started an investigation to get
Chris Christie out of the governor's mansion. And by governor's mansion
they mean the White Castle at exit 8." –Conan O'Brien
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