“Former President Donald Trump held a rally in Florence, Arizona, over the weekend, thousands of people showed up, because there’s nothing to do in Florence, Arizona.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Trump ranted for an hour and 35 minutes. Maybe it’s me, but the material doesn’t — it’s actually not working. It was kind of like watching the ‘Sex and the City’ reboot — it needed more Samantha or something.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“At the rally, Trump falsely claimed that the left was forcing white people in New York State to go to the back of the line to get medical help. White people are being sent to the back of the line? I guess Martin Luther King’s dream has been realized at last.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Where does he even get this stuff? This is a man who hasn’t waited in a line since, like, hot lunch in the fourth grade.” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
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