“It was a tough speech. Biden said that even though the country is divided right now — right now, we all need to come together and agree that the ‘Sex and the City’ reboot wasn’t anywhere near what we hoped it would be.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“But the State of our Union is as strong as Kim and Kanye right now.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“Florida senator Marco Rubio refused to attend because he declined to take the required Covid test. I don’t have time to go take a Covid test today, Rubio complained earlier on Tuesday. ‘I only take a test if I’m sick.’ Which, since you can have and spread Covid without any symptoms, is an incredibly stupid thing to say. But, in fairness, that is what Marco Rubio does. He is very on-brand. You know why he won’t do it, right? You know why he won’t take it? Because if they swab his nose, it would probably test positive for Donald Trump’s butt.” —Jimmy Kimmel
“And in other news, the international judo federation suspended Putin as its honorary president in response to the invasion of Ukraine, and Putin was also stripped of his honorary black belt in taekwondo. Apparently, invading a peaceful country is a taekwon-don’t.” —Jimmy Kimmel
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2022/02/1001-ways-to-make-america-great-and.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth
and Orwell’s 1984.”
