it’s hard to find a jury of his peers the same day there’s a Renaissance fair (lift the keys off a guard’s belt)

November 2021

“Jacob Chansley, better known as the QAnon Shaman, was sentenced to 41 months for his role in the Jan. 6 attack on the Capitol. He apologized for storming the Capitol and said he often looks in the mirror and tells himself, ‘You really messed up, royally.’ Maybe if he’d taken a look in the mirror sooner, he would have noticed he had a dead raccoon on his head.” —Jimmy Kimmel

“That’s nearly three and a half years, so with good behavior, he could be out in time to storm the Capitol in 2024.” —Stephen Colbert

“Not only did Chansley commit the crime of looking like an idiot — he is one.” —Stephen Colbert

“Right now, he’s trying to use an antler to lift the keys off a guard’s belt.” —Jimmy Fallon

“Apparently, it’s hard to find a jury of his peers the same day there’s a Renaissance fair.” —Seth Meyers

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night of the Earth 

and Orwell’s 1984.”