That's what they're doing, they're judging you (Even worse, it was strip poker)

September 2013

"Senator John McCain is under fire for being caught playing poker on his smartphone during a Senate hearing on Syria. Even worse, it was strip poker." –Conan O'Brien

"You know what, Senator McCain? Go. There's a Rascal scooter and a bucket of quarters with your name on it over at the Golden Nugget. Instead of playing pretend poker in the actual Senate, go to an actual casino and pretend you know what the government should do." –Jon Stewart on McCain playing poker during a Senate hearing on Syria

"Mister peter tweeter, Anthony Weiner, got in a big confrontation with a voter in New York City today. Weiner said to this guy, 'You have no right to judge me.' Really? I don't think Weiner understands how voting works. That's what they're doing, they're judging you." –Jimmy Fallon

"John McCain was playing poker during a hearing. The worst part is that he didn't even know he was playing poker. He was just trying to text his wife. 'How'd I lose $1,500 asking Cindy what's for dinner?'" –Jimmy Fallon

"The new season of 'Sesame Street' will focus more on problem solving. When he heard that, Obama said, 'What time's that show on?'" –Jimmy Fallon

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