"In an interview with Univision, Anthony Weiner said he created the online name, Carlos Danger, as a joke. Weiner was like 'Come on, what's funnier than the name Carlos Danger?' They we're like, 'uh, Anthony Weiner?'" –Jimmy Fallon
"The White House approved an exemption in Obamacare coverage for Congress and members of their staff. Members complained that the Affordable Care Act will cost them thousands extra a year in premiums. Wait a minute. It's their bill. If it's too expensive, why did they name it the Affordable Care Act?" –Jay Leno
"Happy birthday to President Obama! He turned 52 over the weekend. You can see he is getting a little grayer. In fact, they are starting to call him 'The Silver Fox.' That’s because most of the silver in his hair was caused by Fox." –Jay Leno
"All our best to former President George W. Bush, who is recovering from successful heart surgery today. All day the media have been sending get-well wishes to President Bush. Fox News sent flowers. MSNBC sent a steak and cheese fries. " –Jay Leno
https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html
“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night
of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”
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