It's the only college where you can actually major in condo flipping (Long story short...)

September 2013

"Anybody ever studied at Donald Trump University? The attorney general says it's a fraudulent operation. Here's all I know. It's the only college where you can actually major in condo flipping." –David Letterman

"You know you are not at a top-rank university if the professor has a tip jar on his desk." –David Letterman

"I guess we're getting ready to attack Syria. But if we win, in the semifinals we face Iran." –David Letterman

"There is trouble at Charlie Sheen's birthday party. John Kerry says there is evidence of illegal chemical use. They have to go in there." –David Letterman

"Syria's President Assad referred to President Obama as weak. Obama is so angry he plans to ask Congress for permission to come up with a good comeback." –Conan O'Brien

"They're now making the first smartphone that's not made overseas. It's made in Texas. It's also the first smartphone that doubles as a handgun." –Conan O'Brien

https://idiocracy23.blogspot.com/2021/02/a-magisterial-collection.html 

“A magisterial collection. A combination of Bukowski’s Last Night 

of the Earth and Orwell’s 1984.”